The time I'm wasting, can't say where I've been

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

Imma eat some penne vodka.

nomnomnomnomnom

What is the point of being on a diet if you’re not going to follow it?

Oh I’m doing this for my health. But let me eat 3000+ calories and not exercise.

Yeah the pounds are just going to melt off.

I’m usually always supportive of someone trying to get healthy but damn.

Oscar de la Renta, Pre-Spring 2013.

#145 Subaru Impreza by Dan Clay 88 on Flickr.

WHAT I LEARNED THAT TIME I TOOK A STATISTICS COURSE

All that worrying and I have a 93 so far,

but just to play it safe i’m probably going to go back to studying.

haha

this online class is making my brain hurt.

aaaaand its only day two.

need to:
-4 more responses
-another discussion board
-the homework
-the test
-read and outline 30 more pages

by 11:55 thursday night.

raaaawr.

That awkward moment when the Starbucks barista that always sees you doing your work at Starbucks sees you doing your work at the pizzeria next store

Maybe if Starbucks had penne vodka this wouldn’t have been an issue…

So I’m excluded from family too. Was there a point to my existence? Because I must have missed it.

Bro science,

Making planet fitness the funniest place to work out.

Have fun healing them injuries gurl ;)